Me: Yeah, my main problem with Cars was that it lost a lot of the great kinetic feeling it had in the first ten minutes or so. All this amazing directorial energy just comes screeching to a halt, and the movie sputters to a crawl for two hours.
Me: Puns intended.
Sister: Have you ever thought about being a movie critic?
Me: My main problem with The Avengers was that Bruce Banner and Tony Stark didn’t make out enough.